A Bad Hare day ©
The tortoise and the hare ran the legendary race
The hare was sure he'd win so he slowed down his pace
when the tortoise beat him the hare tut-tutted
he was well and truly gutted
the tortoise was tired after the race
but the hare had not a hair out of place
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Haw Maw ©
Haw Maw, can I get a packet of crisps?
Maw, can I get a bag of chips?
can I buy something from the van?
maybe an ice-cream cone or a can!
Haw Maw, can I get a McDonalds for my dinner?
They say the happy meal is a winner.
you always get a pack of toys
some for girls and some for boys.
Will you shut up and give it a rest!
Sometimes you can be a right wee pest.
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A Lighter New Year ©
Christmas
is over for another year we were all filled with festive
cheer up to our eyes in mincemeat pies shortbread,
cake and chocolate too now we are all very fu' wine,
whisky, vodka, sherry by jove we were merry ha
ha ha, and ho ho ho we were always on the go now
its time to slim again before we are in too much pain back
to the weightwatchers we must go ha ha ha, and ho
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A W8 problem ©
I want to have a figure
but not a figure 8
I know I'm good at losing pounds
in money, not in weight
where did all this fat come from?
perhaps from what I ate
could it be the ice-cream and sweets?
or maybe the biscuits and cake.
so
from now on its
salads
fruit
and
fish
hopefully this will do the trick
I can only
Wish
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What is love? ©
On the battlefield
a soldier lies hurt, and distressed,
He cries his comrade hugs him to give
him a heat then he helps hm up on his
feet This is love! During
a disaster people die some are injured,
children cry help is given in different
ways from people who live in other
countries This is love! Children
and adults get abused some are very
badly bruised shelter for them is always
there because a lot of people care there's
somewhere warm and they're free from
harm This is love! some
animals are badly treated starved,
beaten up, and neglected some get help
when it's least expected This is love!
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Undecided ©
I am sitting here nice and
quiet wondering about this blooming
diet should I just eat what I like? and
tell the nurse to take a hike All the
food I like so much are all the things
I shouldn't touch Chocolates and Ice-cream,
biscuits and sweets plus all the tasty
snacks and treats I'm told to drink
water to make me fu' the trouble is
I'm always looking for a loo if I drink
too much and overeat I won't be able
to see my feet My blood pressure will
rise when I'm a bigger size I will
be so stout I won't want to go out I
won't have the energy to get dressed I
will sit in my house and feel depressed My
friend will get bored with me and then I
will be back on my own again This isn't
the life for me, I know so back to
the weight classes I will go.
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